Oh ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball He’ll run rings around your crew Cause he’s a pinball wizard too No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here he comes the famous dancing Finn Oh here he come the famous dancing Finn He’ll throw a no look pass And he’ll make you look an arse Oh here he comes the famous dancing Finn Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all He’ll pass you like a ghost And score right under the posts Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Once he’s got you in his sights You’re like a rabbit in headlights Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick From his thrown of vanquished foes He gets the ball and off he goes Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park They call him Rugby Jesus Cause every time he saves us Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park. Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup

There are no more heroes anymore The teles only full of bores Spouting mince without an ounce of charm or grace But long ago there was a man With hair like golden sand Who’d launched a million games of fitba with his face So bring back Dougie Donnelly on the Cooncil tele He’s stupendous. He’s tremendous. He’s the best Gabby Logan, Sonja McCloughlin You really cannot knock them But Dougie’s so much better than the rest From golf to indoor bowls There’s nothing Dougie doesn’t know He’s covered rugby, sailing, boxing and the like We miss his wink, his repartee We miss our Dougie Donnelly And we’re pleased he didn’t go weird like David Icke So bring back Dougie Donnelly on the Cooncil tele His cancellation really was a farce Dan Walker, Jake Ball They don’t have it at all And you can stick your Inverdale up yer 1, 2, 3, 4 Bring back Dougie Donnelly on the Cooncil tele He’s stupendous. He’s tremendous. He’s the best Gabby Logan, Sonja McCloughlin You really cannot knock them But Dougie’s so much better than the rest So bring back Dougie Donnelly on the Cooncil tele His cancellation really was a farce Dan Walker, Jake Ball They don’t have it at all And you can stick your Inverdale up yer arse

Oh ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball He’ll run rings around your crew Cause he’s a pinball wizard too No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here he comes the famous dancing Finn Oh here he come the famous dancing Finn He’ll throw a no look pass And he’ll make you look an arse Oh here he comes the famous dancing Finn Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all He’ll pass you like a ghost And score right under the posts Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Once he’s got you in his sights You’re like a rabbit in headlights Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick From his thrown of vanquished foes He gets the ball and off he goes Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park They call him Rugby Jesus Cause every time he saves us Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park. Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup

Oh ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball He’ll run rings around your crew Cause he’s a pinball wizard too No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here he comes the famous dancing Finn Oh here he come the famous dancing Finn He’ll throw a no look pass And he’ll make you look an arse Oh here he comes the famous dancing Finn Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all He’ll pass you like a ghost And score right under the posts Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Once he’s got you in his sights You’re like a rabbit in headlights Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick From his thrown of vanquished foes He gets the ball and off he goes Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park They call him Rugby Jesus Cause every time he saves us Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park. Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh you can stick your f****** chariots up yer arse

Oh ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball He’ll run rings around your crew Cause he’s a pinball wizard too No ye cannae shift the Mish off the ball Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here he comes the famous dancing Finn Oh here he come the famous dancing Finn He’ll throw a no look pass And he’ll make you look an arse Oh here he comes the famous dancing Finn Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all He’ll pass you like a ghost And score right under the posts Oh ye cannae catch our Hoggy not at all Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Once he’s got you in his sights You’re like a rabbit in headlights Oh yes here comes Jonny Gray to tackle you Singing we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Oh we’re gonnae boo yer kicker And hope he misses a sitter Yes we’re as one we’re backing blue Here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick From his thrown of vanquished foes He gets the ball and off he goes Oh yes here comes Darcy Graham the Prince of Hawick Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park They call him Rugby Jesus Cause every time he saves us Oh Grieg Laidlaws gonna kick you off the park. Singing we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup And even if we cannae We’ll still enjoy the saki Oh yes we’re gonnae win the World Cup Oh you can stick your f****** chariots up yer arse

Hands in the ruck Hands in the ruck Who has got their hands in your ruck

Tackle not a ruck Tackle not a ruck There's no offside when it's a tackle not a ruck

It's the legally mandated Lions Chat The legally mandated Lions Chat We've heard so much about it that it makes us sick But we've still gotta chat about who Gatland's gonna pick

Well we've looked high and we've looked low/ We've seen Dougie Vipond in his speedos But I just wanna know did you see The legend that's Dougie Donnelly